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#1 jenniferinstars

 

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Posted 15 April 2005 - 02:44 AM

Hi there, been watching the other forums and with everything that is going on. I think we should have a little fun!

Ok, remember Jeff Foxworthys' "You might be a reneck if..."
Well, lets change it to "You might be a Trekkie if..."

You hit the gas pedal and yell :"warp speed!"
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Posted 15 April 2005 - 03:09 AM

you might be a trekkie if ....
you are on the mall and notice that some children are sreaming and their parents are doing nothing to calm them down. you approach and apply the vulcan trick on their necks. :P
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Posted 15 April 2005 - 03:18 AM

You might be a Trekkie if ...

You claim a targ ate your homework.

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Posted 15 April 2005 - 03:23 AM

I just realized that there are two similar topics like this. You might be a Klingon and you might be a Enterprise ...

Did everyone watch Jeff Foxworthy tonight? lol
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Posted 15 April 2005 - 03:28 AM

I just realized that there are two similar topics like this. You might be a Klingon and you might be a Enterprise ...

Did everyone watch Jeff Foxworthy tonight? lol

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Posted 15 April 2005 - 03:32 AM

You might be a trekkie if the only you look at in stores are star trek stuff
an if you're mad at somebody and say p'tach to him/her

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Posted 15 April 2005 - 04:13 AM

... if you wonder what kirk would have done in a particular situation

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Posted 15 April 2005 - 04:22 AM

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Posted 15 April 2005 - 04:54 AM

Your alarm clock wakes up up the "Beam me up Scotty"and the transporter sound plays..... (not kidding, I am on my second clock)
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Posted 15 April 2005 - 04:56 AM

Your alarm clock wakes up up the "Beam me up Scotty"and the transporter sound plays..... (not kidding, I am on my second clock)

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where did you get it?me want now!

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Posted 15 April 2005 - 05:12 AM

where did you get it?me want now!

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I found it at a store called Burdine's here in South Florida a few years ago.
But I usually find stuff like this on Ebay, its my favorite place to shop!
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Posted 15 April 2005 - 05:22 AM

I found it at a store called Burdine's here in South Florida a few years ago.
But I usually find stuff like this on Ebay, its my favorite place to shop!

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dagnamit why are all the good things always just found in shops in florida or nebraska?merchandise really needs to be sold on the main market here!!!!

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Posted 15 April 2005 - 05:36 AM

Hey like said Ebay, I just off of there and found a ST garage door opener (remote), Starfleet cookie jar, a voyager alarm clock, and a universal remote in the shape of a phaser. Damn it! Now I want to shop!
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Posted 15 April 2005 - 05:39 AM

Hey like said Ebay, I just off of there and found a ST garage door opener (remote), Starfleet cookie jar, a voyager alarm clock, and a universal remote in the shape of a phaser. Damn it! Now I want to shop!

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get me a very low interest credit card and ill buy everything there!!us tudents are poor people you know...lol :P

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Posted 15 April 2005 - 05:50 AM

get me a very low interest credit card and ill buy everything there!!us tudents are poor people you know...lol  :P

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Try having 5 kids, no credit cards allowed.lol
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Posted 15 April 2005 - 11:00 AM

Does anyone else have Star Trek fine bone china?



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Posted 15 April 2005 - 07:34 PM

Wow, everyone got off topic fast here...

You might be a Trekkie if...

...you find a 60 year-old Uhura doing a naked fan dance titillating.
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Posted 15 April 2005 - 08:34 PM

I just love these things. I go down the list saying "check...check....mmm hmm...yup...check....right on....yah...." :P

You might be a trekkie if..... When in an elevator, you straightfacedly say "Bridge. tenth floor" and expect the elevator to move.
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Posted 15 April 2005 - 08:36 PM

.....you got pissed off many years ago when Bill spoofed "Get A Life!" :P

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THX now that is the real deal, what a beautiful collection. Man that had to set you back. Good Going :thumbsup:
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Posted 15 April 2005 - 08:43 PM

You might be if your basement looks like this.

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