TrekUnited Forum: You might be a Trekkie if... - TrekUnited Forum

Jump to content

             

Guidelines for this Forum - Game Threads

In an effort to reduce spam and give members the chance to participate in game threads, we have imposed a 1-in-5 rule on all threads which follow a game style. What constitutes a game thread will be determined by an administrator after a review of the thread. We will make every effort to make members aware of which threads must follow this rule.
  • 13 Pages +
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • Last »

You might be a Trekkie if...

#1 User is offline   jenniferinstars Icon

  • Trek4Tots East Coast Coordinator
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 650
  • Joined: 01-March 05
  • Location:Orlando, Florida, USA
  • Interests:Anything that has to do with space!<br />Exploration, Sci-Fi, Astronomy, you name it.<br /><br />Married with kids, happy, well not with Moonves of course.

Posted 15 April 2005 - 02:44 AM

Hi there, been watching the other forums and with everything that is going on. I think we should have a little fun!

Ok, remember Jeff Foxworthys' "You might be a reneck if..."
Well, lets change it to "You might be a Trekkie if..."

You hit the gas pedal and yell :"warp speed!"
Trek4Tots East Coast Coordinator/ www.trek4tots.com
Cult Member~Bring on the Kool-Aid!
So long and thanks for all the fish!
<- Look at my new picture of Dave! He should have been father of my 1st two kids.
0

#2 User is offline   quark2010 Icon

  • Captain
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 356
  • Joined: 08-April 05
  • Interests:Of course, Star Trek. My favorite spaceships: Enterprise and Voyager.<br />Among other hobbies, I like to go biking to stay on good shape.<br />And the best of all, I am a photographer enthusiast.

Posted 15 April 2005 - 03:09 AM

you might be a trekkie if ....
you are on the mall and notice that some children are sreaming and their parents are doing nothing to calm them down. you approach and apply the vulcan trick on their necks. :P
Posted Image
0

#3 User is offline   jjcj Icon

  • Vice Admiral
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 1,080
  • Joined: 05-March 05

Posted 15 April 2005 - 03:18 AM

You might be a Trekkie if ...

You claim a targ ate your homework.
0

#4 User is offline   jenniferinstars Icon

  • Trek4Tots East Coast Coordinator
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 650
  • Joined: 01-March 05
  • Location:Orlando, Florida, USA
  • Interests:Anything that has to do with space!<br />Exploration, Sci-Fi, Astronomy, you name it.<br /><br />Married with kids, happy, well not with Moonves of course.

Posted 15 April 2005 - 03:23 AM

I just realized that there are two similar topics like this. You might be a Klingon and you might be a Enterprise ...

Did everyone watch Jeff Foxworthy tonight? lol
Trek4Tots East Coast Coordinator/ www.trek4tots.com
Cult Member~Bring on the Kool-Aid!
So long and thanks for all the fish!
<- Look at my new picture of Dave! He should have been father of my 1st two kids.
0

#5 User is offline   jjcj Icon

  • Vice Admiral
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 1,080
  • Joined: 05-March 05

Posted 15 April 2005 - 03:28 AM

jenniferinstars, on Apr 15 2005, 01:23 AM, said:

I just realized that there are two similar topics like this. You might be a Klingon and you might be a Enterprise ...

Did everyone watch Jeff Foxworthy tonight? lol
View Post


I love BCTV, but I got so wrapped up in what was going on here, I missed it. Haven't quite got used to its new night and time yet.
0

#6 User is offline   Elizabeth Icon

  • Commodore
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 627
  • Joined: 07-April 05
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:Earth
  • Interests:I love reading, watching Star Trek,msn and much more.<br />I'm too lazy too say it all

Posted 15 April 2005 - 03:32 AM

You might be a trekkie if the only you look at in stores are star trek stuff
an if you're mad at somebody and say p'tach to him/her
0

#7 User is offline   Parallax Icon

  • Vice Admiral
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 1,340
  • Joined: 04-April 05

Posted 15 April 2005 - 04:13 AM

... if you wonder what kirk would have done in a particular situation
0

#8 User is offline   RogueEntity Icon

  • ::Resident Dragon::
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 7,369
  • Joined: 21-March 05
  • Gender:Male

Posted 15 April 2005 - 04:22 AM

If your number plate reads "NCC 1701"
"Difficult takes a few seconds; impossible, a few minutes" - McKay
0

#9 User is offline   jenniferinstars Icon

  • Trek4Tots East Coast Coordinator
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 650
  • Joined: 01-March 05
  • Location:Orlando, Florida, USA
  • Interests:Anything that has to do with space!<br />Exploration, Sci-Fi, Astronomy, you name it.<br /><br />Married with kids, happy, well not with Moonves of course.

Posted 15 April 2005 - 04:54 AM

Your alarm clock wakes up up the "Beam me up Scotty"and the transporter sound plays..... (not kidding, I am on my second clock)
Trek4Tots East Coast Coordinator/ www.trek4tots.com
Cult Member~Bring on the Kool-Aid!
So long and thanks for all the fish!
<- Look at my new picture of Dave! He should have been father of my 1st two kids.
0

#10 User is offline   Parallax Icon

  • Vice Admiral
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 1,340
  • Joined: 04-April 05

Posted 15 April 2005 - 04:56 AM

jenniferinstars, on Apr 15 2005, 10:54 AM, said:

Your alarm clock wakes up up the "Beam me up Scotty"and the transporter sound plays..... (not kidding, I am on my second clock)
View Post

where did you get it?me want now!
0

#11 User is offline   jenniferinstars Icon

  • Trek4Tots East Coast Coordinator
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 650
  • Joined: 01-March 05
  • Location:Orlando, Florida, USA
  • Interests:Anything that has to do with space!<br />Exploration, Sci-Fi, Astronomy, you name it.<br /><br />Married with kids, happy, well not with Moonves of course.

Posted 15 April 2005 - 05:12 AM

gcol17, on Apr 15 2005, 05:56 AM, said:

where did you get it?me want now!
View Post


I found it at a store called Burdine's here in South Florida a few years ago.
But I usually find stuff like this on Ebay, its my favorite place to shop!
Trek4Tots East Coast Coordinator/ www.trek4tots.com
Cult Member~Bring on the Kool-Aid!
So long and thanks for all the fish!
<- Look at my new picture of Dave! He should have been father of my 1st two kids.
0

#12 User is offline   Parallax Icon

  • Vice Admiral
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 1,340
  • Joined: 04-April 05

Posted 15 April 2005 - 05:22 AM

jenniferinstars, on Apr 15 2005, 11:12 AM, said:

I found it at a store called Burdine's here in South Florida a few years ago.
But I usually find stuff like this on Ebay, its my favorite place to shop!
View Post

dagnamit why are all the good things always just found in shops in florida or nebraska?merchandise really needs to be sold on the main market here!!!!
0

#13 User is offline   jenniferinstars Icon

  • Trek4Tots East Coast Coordinator
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 650
  • Joined: 01-March 05
  • Location:Orlando, Florida, USA
  • Interests:Anything that has to do with space!<br />Exploration, Sci-Fi, Astronomy, you name it.<br /><br />Married with kids, happy, well not with Moonves of course.

Posted 15 April 2005 - 05:36 AM

Hey like said Ebay, I just off of there and found a ST garage door opener (remote), Starfleet cookie jar, a voyager alarm clock, and a universal remote in the shape of a phaser. Damn it! Now I want to shop!
Trek4Tots East Coast Coordinator/ www.trek4tots.com
Cult Member~Bring on the Kool-Aid!
So long and thanks for all the fish!
<- Look at my new picture of Dave! He should have been father of my 1st two kids.
0

#14 User is offline   Parallax Icon

  • Vice Admiral
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 1,340
  • Joined: 04-April 05

Posted 15 April 2005 - 05:39 AM

jenniferinstars, on Apr 15 2005, 11:36 AM, said:

Hey like said Ebay, I just off of there and found a ST garage door opener (remote), Starfleet cookie jar, a voyager alarm clock, and a universal remote in the shape of a phaser. Damn it! Now I want to shop!
View Post

get me a very low interest credit card and ill buy everything there!!us tudents are poor people you know...lol :P
0

#15 User is offline   jenniferinstars Icon

  • Trek4Tots East Coast Coordinator
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 650
  • Joined: 01-March 05
  • Location:Orlando, Florida, USA
  • Interests:Anything that has to do with space!<br />Exploration, Sci-Fi, Astronomy, you name it.<br /><br />Married with kids, happy, well not with Moonves of course.

Posted 15 April 2005 - 05:50 AM

gcol17, on Apr 15 2005, 06:39 AM, said:

get me a very low interest credit card and ill buy everything there!!us tudents are poor people you know...lol  :P
View Post

Try having 5 kids, no credit cards allowed.lol
Trek4Tots East Coast Coordinator/ www.trek4tots.com
Cult Member~Bring on the Kool-Aid!
So long and thanks for all the fish!
<- Look at my new picture of Dave! He should have been father of my 1st two kids.
0

#16 User is offline   thx1138 Icon

  • Commodore
  • Group: SaveEnterprise Alumni
  • Posts: 602
  • Joined: 06-April 05
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:http:// washingtonheightsbrewery .com/
  • Interests:Reading - Motorcycles
    Beer - and most important..... the grandkids!

Posted 15 April 2005 - 11:00 AM

Does anyone else have Star Trek fine bone china?



Posted Image
" take four red capsules, in ten minutes - take two more.....help is on the way"
0

#17 User is offline   Radardog Icon

  • Admiral
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 1,692
  • Joined: 04-April 05
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Utah
  • Interests:Star Trek, filmmaking, etc.

Posted 15 April 2005 - 07:34 PM

Wow, everyone got off topic fast here...

You might be a Trekkie if...

...you find a 60 year-old Uhura doing a naked fan dance titillating.
Captain, I am not a merry man! - Worf "Qpid"
0

#18 User is offline   Trekbean Icon

  • Admiral In Charge Of All Things Chocolate
  • Group: SaveEnterprise Alumni
  • Posts: 3,959
  • Joined: 09-April 05
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:England

Posted 15 April 2005 - 08:34 PM

I just love these things. I go down the list saying "check...check....mmm hmm...yup...check....right on....yah...." :P

You might be a trekkie if..... When in an elevator, you straightfacedly say "Bridge. tenth floor" and expect the elevator to move.
"A towel is the singularly most important thing a hitchhiker can own....."

God is Dead.
Arizona. Hotter than a motherPhloxer. -Adam Levine

CHOCOHOLIC

Posted Image

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

Marriage = Love
0

#19 User is offline   Shlomi of Vulcan Icon

  • Resident Vulcan Old-Fogey
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 9,305
  • Joined: 16-March 05
  • Gender:Male

Posted 15 April 2005 - 08:36 PM

.....you got pissed off many years ago when Bill spoofed "Get A Life!" :P

thx1138, on Apr 15 2005, 11:00 AM, said:

Does anyone else have Star Trek fine bone china?
Posted Image
View Post

THX now that is the real deal, what a beautiful collection. Man that had to set you back. Good Going :thumbsup:
"Having problems with the present? Find solace in the fact that some future generations will call these "the good ole' days." Shmu'el Ben Shalom

"If I wanted to argue about which imaginary friend is tougher, I'd just go to church" Jason of KC

Politically Incorrectile Dysfunction
0

#20 Guest_Mark_*

  • Group: Guests

Posted 15 April 2005 - 08:43 PM

You might be if your basement looks like this.

Posted Image
0

Share this topic:


  • 13 Pages +
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • Last »


Fast Reply

  

1 User(s) are reading this topic
0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users


This website is not endorsed, sponsored or affiliated with CBS Studios Inc. or the "Star Trek" franchise. The STAR TREK trademarks and logos are owned by CBS Studios Inc. Trekunited.com is owned and operated by The Federation (formerly known as The International Federation of Trekkers).
- Forum designed and built by Thomas Moore -