Dear Captain Spam, the Final Frontier!
Posted 11 January 2012 - 06:51 AM
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I need money to come to Federation space and so I ask you for advance of 36 thousand credits. I will make worth your while.
Yours in love,
I am Magistrate from important family in Nigeria and have 25 million in credits I must transfer from overseas through Andorian bank to family of importants diplomat. Can I trust you? I ask for a modest 65 thousand credit advance on money as it is tied up with blue-skinned Andorians. I promise you forty percent of 25 million in credits and also a date with my beautiful daughter, see enclosed link (please click). My daughter is a virgin and is free of all known diseases including Rigellian Fever.
Honorable Magistrate Pecos Mbumba
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Posted 12 January 2012 - 08:18 AM
Kirok of L'Stok - Director of Media ..... "I love deadlines! I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by!" - Douglas Adams
Posted 12 January 2012 - 08:33 AM
Are we ever really HERE, man?
"...death is my bread and danger my butter - oh, no, danger's my bread, and death is my butter. No, no, wait. Danger's my bread, death - no, death is - no, I'm sorry. Death is my - death and danger are my various breads and various butters. ." -Woody Allen
Posted 15 January 2012 - 12:52 PM
"I believe in humanity. We are an incredible species. We're still just a child creature, we're still being nasty to each other, all children go through those phases. We're growing up, we're moving into adolescence now. When we grow up,man,we're going to be something!"Gene Roddenberry 9/4/85