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#921 Disconnected Drone

 

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Posted 30 April 2011 - 11:07 AM

Whats wrong with men?


I just had a huge blow out fight with Plaz (which he totally just left, btw, to go run his SUPER IMPORTANT ERRANDS THAT ABSOLUTELY COULDN'T WAIT :wallbash: ), so I don't think I could answer that question fairly.

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Posted 30 April 2011 - 11:41 AM

I like men. Some of my best friends are men! Having said that......I found that if I do not take everything so seriously, and find humor in our inherent differences, a whole lotta men/women angst can be smoothed over. Of course, it helps that I have even-tempered, light-hearted, yet responsible men to be around most of the time.

Now if you get me anywhere NEAR one of those guys who have a male superiority complex and the word "A$$#OLE" written across their forehead, then I guarentee sparks will fly......and I will win that argument! They always underestimate a strong willed woman with an intelligent mind and a good grasp of the language, English in my case of course.
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Posted 30 April 2011 - 11:53 AM

PS. Droney.....guys must have their down time, it is not a reflection of how they feel about us, and if they have errands to run, most of them (if they are the organized type) prefer to get those errands all done so that they can be totally 'there' when they do get back to being with us instead of distracted with all the things that are unfinished.

Of course, it took me awhile to figure all this out. :rolleyes:
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Posted 30 April 2011 - 12:36 PM

Men are genetically malformed...that missing x chromosome....

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Posted 30 April 2011 - 01:01 PM

okay changed my mind.... today i like women again :P still bummed I missed the wedding though.


but... THE ROYALS WON LAST NIGHT! :cheers:
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Posted 30 April 2011 - 03:19 PM

Ha Ha...I just posted to my ex that he is a Royal A@@#hole for not knowing what teams his kids played on in Little League....IT was a joke...and a reference to an argument from long ago in Pool League...but now I'm being followed by Royal stuff...Royal Wedding...Royal A ...Royal Baseball....
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Posted 30 April 2011 - 03:23 PM

I missed the wedding because I didn't feel like getting up that early, but, as I figured would happen, Comcast has it OnDemand. So I just watched the whole thing today. It's under the "Top Picks" section if anyone is interested. . . and has Comcast.

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Posted 30 April 2011 - 03:35 PM

I honestly prefer the company of women (and not just in a romantic/sexual sense), but that's just me. I don't think they have any inherent superiority.

Now if you get me anywhere NEAR one of those guys who have a male superiority complex and the word "A$$#OLE" written across their forehead, then I guarentee sparks will fly......and I will win that argument! They always underestimate a strong willed woman with an intelligent mind and a good grasp of the language, English in my case of course.


A neurologist friend of mine was telling me recently that women's brains are better equipped for language processing and such, so that doesn't really surprise me.

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Posted 30 April 2011 - 10:52 PM

LOOONNNNGGG DAAAYYY

8am Opening Day...

10 am baseball game

1:30 finally home and eat something...nap for 40 mins

3:00 errands

4:30 get gas....mow lawn

6:00 errands then movie night for Girl Scouts

9:00 pb& j for dinner

return extra child to her house...have 2 beers with friends around campfire...

midnight-ish...sleep...me...tired...
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Posted 30 April 2011 - 11:55 PM

Get some sleep, trekkin'.

Wuh. 4 hours of sleep, loads of chicken to fry today. Literally. Let's just pray I don't eat it all before the meal tonight.
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Posted 01 May 2011 - 09:14 AM

Staying out of all male-female debates, ever.

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 09:31 AM

So...any ideas for a new bar, anyone?

I have a huge gash at the bottom of my foot, and I don't know how it got there. :err:
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Posted 01 May 2011 - 11:00 AM

So...any ideas for a new bar, anyone?

I have a huge gash at the bottom of my foot, and I don't know how it got there. :err:


I read the above as "a huge gagh at the bottom of my foot...."

So..I thought..Why not a Klingon bar?
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Posted 01 May 2011 - 11:09 AM

I read the above as "a huge gagh at the bottom of my foot...."

So..I thought..Why not a Klingon bar?

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 02:55 PM

PS. Droney.....guys must have their down time, it is not a reflection of how they feel about us, and if they have errands to run, most of them (if they are the organized type) prefer to get those errands all done so that they can be totally 'there' when they do get back to being with us instead of distracted with all the things that are unfinished.

Of course, it took me awhile to figure all this out. :rolleyes:


Yes absolutely true.

okay changed my mind.... today i like women again :P still bummed I missed the wedding though.


but... THE ROYALS WON LAST NIGHT! :cheers:

Didn't know your sexual preference was undergoing scrutiny, but thanks for the update :huh: :P


I missed the wedding because I didn't feel like getting up that early, but, as I figured would happen, Comcast has it OnDemand. So I just watched the whole thing today. It's under the "Top Picks" section if anyone is interested. . . and has Comcast.

BBCA is replaying it again for like the fourth time as I saw before turning it off in favor of the Sox game :P

So...any ideas for a new bar, anyone?

I have a huge gash at the bottom of my foot, and I don't know how it got there. :err:

That's okay I have a nice bruise under my fingernail and I know exactly how it got there(it got mushed while helping my neighbor fix his stone wall). I also have a local farm source for eggs now and he's cheaper than the store :D need to start some more seeds though or imma only going to be raising cherry tomatoes this year.
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Posted 01 May 2011 - 08:30 PM

So, I'm sitting on the back verandah in the nice warm sun. The only sounds I'm hearing are the songs of the birds enjoying the sunny day, and my sis and BIL pottering around the house. Nice and relaxing.

Anyhoo, I'm running on battery which won't last long, and I can only just make out my screen, because of all the glare, so I won't be sitting out here for long!

Um, don't we already have a Klingon Bar???

A Hot Tucker, please.

I wonder how raptor is enjoying the con?

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 10:06 PM

Here's to the unmanned drone.

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 10:32 PM

I read the above as "a huge gagh at the bottom of my foot...." So..I thought..Why not a Klingon bar?


I thought there had already been a Klingon bar. But if not....Klingon bar!

Here's to the unmanned drone.


Drone? No man? You're mistaken. Droney's no longer single. :naughty3dg:

Speaking of drones...I imagine there's already been a Borg bar?
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Posted 01 May 2011 - 10:33 PM

come on Obama some of us have to work in the morning. honestly.
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Posted 01 May 2011 - 10:49 PM

I was mistaken...it wasn't an unmanned drone...it was a "small team of Americans".


Edited by trekkin', 01 May 2011 - 11:15 PM.

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