Aw, you guys went and had a party without me. I feel all left out.
Warcraft. BSG. Archery. Elves. Tolkien. Etc.
Firstly, I was partially exaggerating for effect. Secondly, with the possible exception of Tolkien, most of those are still pretty far off the beaten path.
No offense taken, ee. You see, I have a super religious background; great-grandfathers were both pastors, father is a pastor and a missionary (and a Marine Biologist...and a chicken/goat farmer...and a President of a college...but yeah). Since I was a wee tot, the 'No cussing' thing has been drilled into me. Unless words such as 'crap' 'dang' and 'darn' are considered swears, I've never sweared, nor do I plan to.
Also, you totally should swear. You don't need to do it like I do (IE all the time), but science has shown that cursing is an effective method of stress reduction and that substitutes (such as "darn") are not effective. Bizarre, I know, but the facts don't lie. We wouldn't want you to build up stress until you snap and kill everyone with your martial arts skills.
Or musically theatrical biology?
You could dissect this guy:
For some reason, this made me laugh incredibly hard.