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#1 WeatherManNX01

 

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 06:42 PM

"Did someone just tap me?"

"No, no one tapped you."

"I swear I felt in on my shoulder."

"We were in a transporter beam. How could someone possibly tap your shoulder?"

"I don't know, but they did."

"Yeah, and the boogieman comes to visit you while you're asleep, too."

"Boogieman? Don't be ridiculous. Bigfoot told me there's no such thing."

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 06:53 PM

Chive had therapy (and bursting into tears) earlier today; Chive is better now. And dropping in before going off to climb a rock wall...

If I bought the pants a month ago and they're tighter than they were when I bought them, is that an indicator of my waistline growing or the pants shrinking?

Therapy be good

Maybe both.

Nah, just call BF over to keep you warm ;)

I wish he was in town right now :(

Whoo, I didn't realise we'd gotten to season 6 already. Only 50 more countdowns before DS9?
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Posted 07 October 2009 - 06:57 PM

Whoo, I didn't realise we'd gotten to season 6 already. Only 50 more countdowns before DS9?

Wow, there's a thought for you. :blink:

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 06:58 PM

Therapy be good

Meh, debatable. I tried it and all it did was make me feel worse at the time.


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Posted 07 October 2009 - 07:00 PM

Meh, debatable. I tried it and all it did was make me feel worse at the time.

Hmm, maybe good therapy be good?

But in general, I think making the effort to get some help with the overwhelming stuff is better than suffering in silence, which far too many teens do
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Posted 07 October 2009 - 07:11 PM

Chive had therapy (and bursting into tears) earlier today; Chive is better now. And dropping in before going off to climb a rock wall...

If I bought the pants a month ago and they're tighter than they were when I bought them, is that an indicator of my waistline growing or the pants shrinking?

I always go with the shrinking theory. So many cloths have spandex in them which shrinks if it just smells hot water.

Hmm, maybe good therapy be good?

But in general, I think making the effort to get some help with the overwhelming stuff is better than suffering in silence, which far too many teens do

I can recommend a great one in Rensselaer IN. He's not a psychiatrist so he doesn't try to medicate you for every bit of nonsense that comes out of your mouth... but he will send you to one if he does think you need medication.

It says i should take my muscle relaxer before I go to bed, when should I take it so I don't feel like a loopy dope fiend in the morning?

Edited by poko, 07 October 2009 - 07:14 PM.

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 07:19 PM

It says i should take my muscle relaxer before I go to bed, when should I take it so I don't feel like a loopy dope fiend in the morning?

About 4 hours ago?



I'm horny [/random]
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Posted 07 October 2009 - 07:22 PM

It says i should take my muscle relaxer before I go to bed, when should I take it so I don't feel like a loopy dope fiend in the morning?

Sometime when you'll feel like a loopy dope fiend at a different time of the day.

I'm horny [/random]

How, uh... interesting. ;)
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Posted 07 October 2009 - 07:29 PM

How, uh... interesting. ;)

I'm sure it's something you all needed to know :nod:
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Posted 07 October 2009 - 07:30 PM

I'm horny [/random]

...

:w00t: :naughty3dg:

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 07:33 PM

I can recommend a great one in Rensselaer IN. He's not a psychiatrist so he doesn't try to medicate you for every bit of nonsense that comes out of your mouth... but he will send you to one if he does think you need medication.

OK, there's one worthwhile shrink in the universe.

I'm horny [/random]

We're back at you needing to call your BF.


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Posted 07 October 2009 - 07:36 PM

OK, there's one worthwhile shrink in the universe.
We're back at you needing to call your BF.

Mainly he talks to you about how to change your lifestyle and how physical health can effect mental health and stop the self destructive thought processes... However we didn't really get into family issues though I've heard he's good at that too.

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 07:38 PM

...

:w00t: :naughty3dg:

:P

You wish :P

We're back at you needing to call your BF.

Hmm, I called him and left a message just because I want to tell him some stuff that the lawyer said this morning, but he hasn't called me back as of yet
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Posted 07 October 2009 - 07:39 PM

true?

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 07:40 PM

true?

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Ewww. I think that's worse with cell phones than computers though
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Posted 07 October 2009 - 07:41 PM

I'm sure it's something you all needed to know :nod:

I'm sure if being horny was something everyone needed to hear about so urgently, WM's post count would be doubled. :P
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Posted 07 October 2009 - 07:44 PM

Ewww. I think that's worse with cell phones than computers though

I agree, this graph fails to account for the popularity of cell phones...

Who hasn't been in the middle of a conversation and suddenly thought, 'Man, I need to use the john.' Then mentally debated the probability that the person on the other line will be able to hear you.

Edited by poko, 07 October 2009 - 07:46 PM.

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 07:44 PM

I'm sure if being horny was something everyone needed to hear about so urgently, WM's post count would be doubled. :P

Ah, but he's a guy. It's probably easier for you guys to tell us when you're not horny :P
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Posted 07 October 2009 - 07:45 PM

This is the time of the month when I should be horny but this time I'm not. Woooo.

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 07:46 PM

Ah, but he's a guy. It's probably easier for you guys to tell us when you're not horny :P

But telling you we're not horny would make us think about it and then we'd be horny.
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