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#1 Apocalypse

 

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Posted 13 August 2009 - 10:46 AM

"Quick, the captain's coming out of the coma! What did you see, Captain?"

"It was most unusual, Commander Riker. You see, I lived the entire life of someone who didn't matter at all. Like you! High five, Mr. Worf!"

"A most amusing joke indeed, Captain."

"I do not understand what is so funny about belittling Commander Riker, sir."

"It's because he's stupid. Like you! High five again, Mr. Worf!"

GO!


Lol, phlox, now Apoco gets credit for my Countdown. Quit yer signin' ons and not signin' out.
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Posted 13 August 2009 - 02:32 PM

Nobody's posted in my awesome Countdown yet?
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Experience teaches us that silence terrifies people the most. -Bob Dylan
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This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang, but with a whimper -T.S. Eliot
The people that are trying to make the world worse never take a day off, why should I? Light up the darkness. -Bob Marley

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Posted 13 August 2009 - 02:49 PM

Pop!

As in "hop on."
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Posted 13 August 2009 - 04:21 PM

It's not too hot in here :)

walked out of a store without buying anything today because they wanted me to leave my bag with the cashier. My policy: if you don't trust me, why should I trust you?

Hmmmm.... I should have some food
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Posted 13 August 2009 - 06:39 PM

You're a dumb.

You is the dumb one.
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Posted 13 August 2009 - 06:41 PM

I iz dumb
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Posted 13 August 2009 - 06:43 PM

Oh no da stoopidness is spredding
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Posted 13 August 2009 - 07:33 PM

AAAAAAgAgh!!1
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Posted 13 August 2009 - 08:03 PM

I'm a little disturbed by the fact that one of tsn'd football analysts is actually named "Jock"
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Posted 13 August 2009 - 09:46 PM

I just drove to WalMart and bought a pound of pistachios because I felt like eating some.
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Posted 13 August 2009 - 10:02 PM

I just drove to WalMart and bought a pound of pistachios because I felt like eating some.

best story i've read in this thread all night.

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Posted 13 August 2009 - 10:21 PM

dude that's awesome. i totally just got back from wal-mart cause i felt like buying those chocolate old people drinks to have for breakfast. then i got home and my roommate was like "no way - i totally just bought some of those today." awesome.
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Posted 13 August 2009 - 10:55 PM

best story i've read in this thread all night.

That's because it was the only story in the thread all night.
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Posted 13 August 2009 - 11:07 PM

That's because it was the only story in the thread all night.

are you trying to make some sort of point or do you enjoy stating the obvious.

also, mark has written a story in this thread aussi.

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Posted 13 August 2009 - 11:11 PM

indeed. and my story even involved a weird coincidence. also there was something else interesting. but i forgot it in between the time that it happened, and now. oh well
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Posted 13 August 2009 - 11:15 PM

indeed. and my story even involved a weird coincidence. also there was something else interesting. but i forgot it in between the time that it happened, and now. oh well

oh well. i did not hold out high hopes. thank you for the effort however.

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Posted 13 August 2009 - 11:17 PM

as always, i'm sorry not to be more entertaining :P
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Posted 13 August 2009 - 11:37 PM

evidently i underestimated even my own boring-ness... yeesh :P
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Posted 13 August 2009 - 11:41 PM

evidently i underestimated even my own boring-ness... yeesh :P

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. :P

night!

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Posted 13 August 2009 - 11:43 PM

are you trying to make some sort of point or do you enjoy stating the obvious.

also, mark has written a story in this thread aussi.

I assumed you liked pistachios.

And Mark only wrote his story after you had said Plaz's story was the best, therefore it is not applicable to the aforementioned best story contest.
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