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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:23 PM

"How did the aliens possess an android?"
"They had to."
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"It suited the plot and Brent Spiner's contract."
"Data, who is Brent Spiner?"
"...nobody."

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:25 PM

data broke the 4th wall. Isn't that one of Asimov's laws?
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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:26 PM

bad robot. :nonono:
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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:26 PM

View PostShodar, on May 2 2009, 11:18 PM, said:

another reason to be proud of Cincinnati? :P
Absolutely.


View Postpoko, on May 2 2009, 11:21 PM, said:

at the risk of tastelessly mixing morbid humor and morbid curiosity, was it the swif?
There's no way you can be tasteless with the swif.


View Postpoko, on May 2 2009, 11:25 PM, said:

data broke the 4th wall. Isn't that one of Asimov's laws?
I'm not sure...
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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:27 PM

View PostCaptain_Hair, on May 2 2009, 10:26 PM, said:

There's no way you can be tasteless with the swif.

Really? Cuz when I'm all stuffed up I sure seem to have trouble tasting stuff.
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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:28 PM

View Postpoko, on May 2 2009, 11:27 PM, said:

Really? Cuz when I'm all stuffed up I sure seem to have trouble tasting stuff.
It's all in your head.

The swif, that is.
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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:29 PM

View PostCaptain_Hair, on May 2 2009, 10:28 PM, said:

It's all in your head.

The swif, that is.

The swif is all an illusion or the swif is literally in my head eating my brain stem?
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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:30 PM

View Postpoko, on May 2 2009, 10:29 PM, said:

The swif is all an illusion or the swif is literally in my head eating my brain stem?


try not to turn into a zombie, over there. :err:
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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:33 PM

View PostRussell Crowe, on May 2 2009, 10:30 PM, said:

try not to turn into a zombie, over there. :err:

My temperature has remained a comfortable 97.9 all week. :P
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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:34 PM

View Postpoko, on May 2 2009, 11:29 PM, said:

The swif is all an illusion or the swif is literally in my head eating my brain stem?
Yes.
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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:35 PM

View Postpoko, on May 2 2009, 10:33 PM, said:

My temperature has remained a comfortable 97.9 all week. :P


well that's good. if you develop an overwhelming desire to eat people's brains, just keep a safe distance from me :P
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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:37 PM

View PostCaptain_Hair, on May 2 2009, 10:34 PM, said:

Yes.

I hate all men and their meaningless answers. <_<

:P

View PostRussell Crowe, on May 2 2009, 10:35 PM, said:

well that's good. if you develop an overwhelming desire to eat people's brains, just keep a safe distance from me :P

James Garner's statue will probably come to life and stand as defense between me and Kansas.
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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:39 PM

View Postpoko, on May 2 2009, 10:37 PM, said:

James Garner's statue will probably come to life and stand as defense between me and Kansas.


:clap: yay James Garner! protect me from the mean zombie lady! :P

View Postpoko, on May 2 2009, 10:37 PM, said:

I hate all men and their meaningless answers. <_<

:P


little known fact, we attend secret man seminars to learn how to more effectively give meaningless and/or confusing answers. :nod:
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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:41 PM

View Postpoko, on May 2 2009, 11:37 PM, said:

I hate all men and their meaningless answers. <_<

:P
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little known fact, we attend secret man seminars to learn how to more effectively give meaningless and/or confusing answers. :nod:
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:43 PM

Women, however, have awesome secret meetings where we learn to drive men insane.
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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:43 PM

View PostCaptain_Hair, on May 2 2009, 10:41 PM, said:

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!


doh! i forgot about that whole 'secret' part. :(
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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:44 PM

View Postpoko, on May 2 2009, 11:43 PM, said:

Women, however, have awesome secret meetings where we learn to drive men insane.
WHY MUST YOU TORTURE US SO? :crybaby:
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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:44 PM

View Postpoko, on May 2 2009, 10:43 PM, said:

Women, however, have awesome secret meetings where we learn to drive men insane.


i just figured that was a given :P
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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:51 PM

So I was washing dishes and the cheep coffee cup handle broke and sliced my pinky. woo.
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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:54 PM

View Postpoko, on May 2 2009, 10:51 PM, said:

So I was washing dishes and the cheep coffee cup handle broke and sliced my pinky. woo.


hey look on the bright side... if you're bleeding, you're probably not a zombie yet.
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