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#1 Captain_Hair

 

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:23 PM

"How did the aliens possess an android?"
"They had to."
"Well, obviously, but still, how?"
"It suited the plot and Brent Spiner's contract."
"Data, who is Brent Spiner?"
"...nobody."


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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:25 PM

data broke the 4th wall. Isn't that one of Asimov's laws?

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:26 PM

bad robot. :nonono:
Have you reckon'd a thousand acres much? have you reckon'd the
earth much? Have you practis'd so long to learn to read?
Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
Stop this day and night with me and you shall possess the origin of
all poems...

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:26 PM

another reason to be proud of Cincinnati? :P

Absolutely.


at the risk of tastelessly mixing morbid humor and morbid curiosity, was it the swif?

There's no way you can be tasteless with the swif.


data broke the 4th wall. Isn't that one of Asimov's laws?

I'm not sure...

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:27 PM

There's no way you can be tasteless with the swif.

Really? Cuz when I'm all stuffed up I sure seem to have trouble tasting stuff.

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:28 PM

Really? Cuz when I'm all stuffed up I sure seem to have trouble tasting stuff.

It's all in your head.

The swif, that is.

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:29 PM

It's all in your head.

The swif, that is.

The swif is all an illusion or the swif is literally in my head eating my brain stem?

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:30 PM

The swif is all an illusion or the swif is literally in my head eating my brain stem?


try not to turn into a zombie, over there. :err:
Have you reckon'd a thousand acres much? have you reckon'd the
earth much? Have you practis'd so long to learn to read?
Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
Stop this day and night with me and you shall possess the origin of
all poems...

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:33 PM

try not to turn into a zombie, over there. :err:

My temperature has remained a comfortable 97.9 all week. :P

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:34 PM

The swif is all an illusion or the swif is literally in my head eating my brain stem?

Yes.

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:35 PM

My temperature has remained a comfortable 97.9 all week. :P


well that's good. if you develop an overwhelming desire to eat people's brains, just keep a safe distance from me :P
Have you reckon'd a thousand acres much? have you reckon'd the
earth much? Have you practis'd so long to learn to read?
Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
Stop this day and night with me and you shall possess the origin of
all poems...

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:37 PM

Yes.

I hate all men and their meaningless answers. <_<

:P

well that's good. if you develop an overwhelming desire to eat people's brains, just keep a safe distance from me :P

James Garner's statue will probably come to life and stand as defense between me and Kansas.

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:39 PM

James Garner's statue will probably come to life and stand as defense between me and Kansas.


:clap: yay James Garner! protect me from the mean zombie lady! :P

I hate all men and their meaningless answers. <_<

:P


little known fact, we attend secret man seminars to learn how to more effectively give meaningless and/or confusing answers. :nod:
Have you reckon'd a thousand acres much? have you reckon'd the
earth much? Have you practis'd so long to learn to read?
Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
Stop this day and night with me and you shall possess the origin of
all poems...

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:41 PM

I hate all men and their meaningless answers. <_<

:P

:P


little known fact, we attend secret man seminars to learn how to more effectively give meaningless and/or confusing answers. :nod:

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:43 PM

Women, however, have awesome secret meetings where we learn to drive men insane.

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:43 PM

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!


doh! i forgot about that whole 'secret' part. :(
Have you reckon'd a thousand acres much? have you reckon'd the
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Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
Stop this day and night with me and you shall possess the origin of
all poems...

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:44 PM

Women, however, have awesome secret meetings where we learn to drive men insane.

WHY MUST YOU TORTURE US SO? :crybaby:

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:44 PM

Women, however, have awesome secret meetings where we learn to drive men insane.


i just figured that was a given :P
Have you reckon'd a thousand acres much? have you reckon'd the
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Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
Stop this day and night with me and you shall possess the origin of
all poems...

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:51 PM

So I was washing dishes and the cheep coffee cup handle broke and sliced my pinky. woo.

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Posted 02 May 2009 - 10:54 PM

So I was washing dishes and the cheep coffee cup handle broke and sliced my pinky. woo.


hey look on the bright side... if you're bleeding, you're probably not a zombie yet.
Have you reckon'd a thousand acres much? have you reckon'd the
earth much? Have you practis'd so long to learn to read?
Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
Stop this day and night with me and you shall possess the origin of
all poems...




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