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#1 WeatherManNX01

 

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 09:56 AM

"Commander, don't worry about it. As far as I'm concerned, you and I have shared something that we will treasure forever."

"Hee hee...a one-night stand."

"No, I'm pregnant."

"Oh...crap."

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 10:04 AM

Too early for a new thread...

Oh, really. I was joking as well. I just awoke and for got to put the ' :lol: ' in there.

And I will refrain from making a comment on your comment. LOL :P :P :D

Ok, because it's always a risk making those jokes. You never know which woman will snap and bite off your head. All in good fun, though.
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 10:07 AM

Too early for a new thread...

Ok, because it's always a risk making those jokes. You never know which woman will snap and bite off your head. All in good fun, though.


Aye, all in good fun. ;)

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 11:14 AM

bah, some people never call me except in the morning when i'm not awake yet. then they think i'm rude for not answering their call.

bah :P
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 11:25 AM

Sore throat...sniffles/congestion...earache...I think I have the swif.


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Posted 28 April 2009 - 11:30 AM

blame poko :nod:
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 11:31 AM

I don't think I will.
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 11:32 AM

blame poko :nod:

Indubitably.

I'm also aching all over, but I'm willing to blame that on my mattress.


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Posted 28 April 2009 - 11:32 AM

okay i just started sneezing again. who do i blame this on? :P
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 11:38 AM

okay i just started sneezing again. who do i blame this on? :P

Try one of the usuals. Someone Republican is a good place to start.
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 11:39 AM

Whoa! Arlen Specter is becoming a Democrat :blink:
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 11:53 AM

okay i just started sneezing again. who do i blame this on? :P

Blame it on the cat. Cats can take the blame - with an attitude.
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 11:54 AM

I'm following Barbara on the new posts page and squelching the uprisings of her name.
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 11:54 AM

Try one of the usuals. Someone Republican is a good place to start.


maybe I can blame Arlen Specter... :huh:

Blame it on the cat. Cats can take the blame - with an attitude.


but there *is* no cat :P
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 11:56 AM

Dogs are cooler anyway.
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 11:58 AM

I'm following Barbara on the new posts page and squelching the uprisings of her name.

:lol:


but there *is* no cat :P

Doesn't matter. Just blame the cat and move on..... When there is a cat, they will accept the blame with ease.


Dogs are cooler anyway.

That's why you never blame the dog. Dogs rock.
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 11:59 AM

dogs > cats. Science!
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 12:00 PM

That's why you never blame the dog. Dogs rock.

Cats aren't even cool enough to have around. Plus, try punching it instead of blaming it. It works better.

dogs > cats. Science!

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 12:01 PM

SCIENCE FASTER MARK


CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SCIENCING AS FAST AS I CAN! :crybaby:
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 12:03 PM

Kudos to Mark for (nearly) duplicating the original response to that comment. Few people say that when I tell them to science faster.
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