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#1 ShranU.K

 

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Posted 10 March 2005 - 07:40 PM

First thing i thought of is after Worf breaks Weyoun's neck ( Strange Bedfellows), then after laughing Damar orders his Guards to " pick that up ", meaning Weyouns corpse of course :lol:

Also the bit where Picard is trying to sleep on a Klingon ship & thinks Data is staring at him!!! :w00t:
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Posted 10 March 2005 - 07:44 PM

"You're drunk."
"Am not."
"Yes, you are."
"It's a primitive culture, I'm just trying to blend in."
"You're blended, alright."

Data rambles...
"Mr. Data?"
"Yes?"
"Shut up."

"Don't tell me, Tuesday?"

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Posted 10 March 2005 - 07:53 PM

the entire Voyager episode, "Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy" was hilarious!!!

I like Data's statement in Generations as well.

Data: "Sh**!"


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Posted 10 March 2005 - 07:53 PM

That scene in STAR TREK IV when Chekov keeps asking people where the nuclear "wessels" are is hilarious, especially when you know that the people he is asking aren't actors. They just filmed the reactions of ordinary people, including that cop who just stares.

STAR TREK IV is really good for humour.
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Posted 10 March 2005 - 07:58 PM

"I knew it, you're from outer space."
"No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space."

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Posted 10 March 2005 - 07:59 PM

"I have a feeling that we'd all feel a lot better discussing this over some dinner."
"Do you guys like Italian?"
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"I love Italian. And so do you."
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Posted 10 March 2005 - 08:01 PM

"I knew it, you're from outer space."
"No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space."

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funniest trek humor can be found in the count down to 3.15 million episodes threads.

IV and V were the funniest movies. Never watched that voyager episode.
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Posted 10 March 2005 - 08:01 PM

That scene in STAR TREK IV when Chekov keeps asking people where the nuclear "wessels" are is hilarious, especially when you know that the people he is asking aren't actors. They just filmed the reactions of ordinary people, including that cop who just stares.

STAR TREK IV is really good for humour.

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I never realized that! :rofl1: :rofl1: It makes it that much funnier!

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Posted 10 March 2005 - 08:05 PM

"Would now be an appropriate time for a colorful metaphor?"

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Posted 10 March 2005 - 08:06 PM

Data's face when Isaac Newton says " HOW DARE YOU" over the apple on the head issue!!!!
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Posted 11 March 2005 - 02:48 PM

Data." Thier once was a woman from Venus who's head was shaped like a"...Picard interupts, so a surprised Data looks at Worf, who, with a stern look on his face, remarks " i do not understand thier humor either" :lol:
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Posted 11 March 2005 - 04:04 PM

The ENT episode, two days, two nights. For 3 reasons.
1 - When mayweather returns to enterprise for treatment and they wake phlox up and hasnt got a clue whats goin on. as :roflmao: B) :lol: cos i am exactly the same every morning.

2 - When trip and reed go into the bar thinking they are fit. then they got robbed.

3 - When porthos and the womans dog do drinks are on the house at each other. (stare each other out)

:lol: :lol: :roflmao: :w00t:

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Posted 11 March 2005 - 04:17 PM

*Spock and Kirk on the bus, punk plays "music"*
"Would you turn that down please?"
*punks smirks and raises volume*
*Vulcan neck pinch*
*head falls backwards and hits glass*
*everyone on the bus cheers*

"Dialysis? My god Jim, it's like the Spanish inquisition!"

"I'm glad he had knees..."
"That was not his knees."
"What?"
"Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain."

While typing that, I forgot my favorite line, maybe I'll post it later if I recall it.

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Posted 11 March 2005 - 04:28 PM

Another ENT moment. Horison:

Phlox talking through Frankenstein, then getting started on by T'pol ( even though she'd tried to get out of watcing it all day )!! :lol:
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Posted 11 March 2005 - 04:36 PM

I like St:III when Mccoy finds out he's got Spock katra:
"That green blooded son of a bitch..it's his revenge for all those arguments he lost"

Redeemed the whole movie for me :)
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Posted 11 March 2005 - 04:44 PM

"In case of a water landing, I am also equipped as a flotation device."

"Him? He's harmless. Back in the '60s he was part of the peace movement at Berkeley. I think he did a little too much LDS"
"LDS?"
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"Don't mess around with me or you're through!"
"Really? Can I go now?"

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Posted 11 March 2005 - 05:00 PM

"In case of a water landing, I am also equipped as a flotation device."

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Ahh yes, that was the other thing I was going to mention. I knew it was a Data quote.

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Posted 11 March 2005 - 05:13 PM

When Worf casually snaps a Weyoune clone's neck in DS9.

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Posted 11 March 2005 - 05:14 PM

"Do you always talk this much?"
"Not always, but often."

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Posted 11 March 2005 - 05:17 PM

"I'm not going up there with a drunken pilot."
"Well I'm sure as hell not going up there sober!"

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