Your Place in the FINAL frontier
Posted 09 January 2009 - 06:56 PM
"So I can squash it." "Are we allowed to squash alien life forms?"
"If they're inside your sleeping bag. There it is. Wait a minute. Where'd you put the phase pistols?"
"You wanna shoot a bug?"
"I'm just gonna stun it."- Tucker and Mayweather
Posted 09 January 2009 - 07:53 PM
Posted 09 January 2009 - 08:01 PM
But as I am not gonna see the inside I hope do not care how it looks I'll spend the money on a big all you can eat for the people that come and check if I am realy dead. Wine and dinne on my dime
"I believe in humanity. We are an incredible species. We're still just a child creature, we're still being nasty to each other, all children go through those phases. We're growing up, we're moving into adolescence now. When we grow up,man,we're going to be something!"Gene Roddenberry 9/4/85
Posted 09 January 2009 - 08:39 PM
Unless they're a member of Monty Python.
Plus if people drop me they'll feel terrible. Hehehe.
The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel. -Horace Walpole
Experience teaches us that silence terrifies people the most. -Bob Dylan
Everyone dies but not everyone lives. -A. Sachs
This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang, but with a whimper -T.S. Eliot
The people that are trying to make the world worse never take a day off, why should I? Light up the darkness. -Bob Marley
A ship in the harbor is safe, but that's not what ships are built for.
Posted 09 January 2009 - 09:10 PM
Unless if you make your family members keep the casket in their living rooms. Which would be my second choice of funeral, if I can find someone willing. First is cremation, although not for fasty's reasons (although they're pretty good). Nope. I just have an irrational fear of not really being dead when buried and then waking up. OOOOH CLAUSTRAPHOBIA ATTACK.
Working in the burial business, I've seen that people spend waaaay to much on caskets. As much as you might like to be buried in it, don't blow the money - you'll never get any joy out of it. Remember, they're going to drop you in it, drop it in the ground, and bury you so they can't smell your funk in a few days.
*writhes in his chair*
"Oh, come on... be reasonable. You can't destroy everything; where would you sit?"
Posted 10 January 2009 - 12:49 AM
So the combination is 1-2-3-4-5. That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!- Dark Helmet; "Live free or die. Death is not the worst of evils." - Gen. John Stark; "Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it." -Robert Frost; "It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds." - Samuel Adams, Brewer/Patriot
Posted 12 January 2009 - 03:30 PM
Shoot my ashes into the space!
Y'know, it reminds me of that King of the Hill episode, when Hank makes their caskets for peggy and himself.
I should just get a casket and use it to sleep in and everything, and then get buried in it.
It cuts out the cost of a bed, thats for sure.
Posted 10 November 2012 - 04:51 PM
Olórin (Gandalf): Losto Caradhras, sedho, hodo, nuitho i 'ruith!
Legolas:"Boe a hyn... Neled herein - dan caer menig."
Aragorn:"Si, beriathar hyn ammaeg na ned Edoras."
Legolas:"Aragorn, nedin dagor hen-ú-erir ortheri. Natha daged dhaer."
Aragorn:"Then i shall die as one of them!"
Lle quena i'lambe tel' Eldalie? (Do you speak Elvish?)
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