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#61 Robin B.

 

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Posted 03 December 2007 - 11:54 PM

:huh: Do tell.


I guess your the only one that hasn't heard the story.It was my first Con. and I was about 19 at the time and wasn't really sure what went on at these things so when a guy started to follow me around I wasn't really sure what was up .After about 45min. I turned around and asked the guy if there was something he needed.With a very creepy grin on his face he asked me if he could show me his "Bat'leth". He wasn't carrying any kind of weapon or even a toy version of the thing.That's when I figured out he wasn't talking about the trek weapon but something else all together!I later found out that he used that "pick up line"on some of the other women at the Con.I didn't go to another one till last year at Vegas.
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Posted 04 December 2007 - 01:34 AM

:rofl1:


Hey baby, wanna check out my trans-warp drive. We can do it everywhere at once. :naughty3dg:


Set coarse for that worm hole Mr. Sulu and just ease right in. ;)

Edited by SNAP, 04 December 2007 - 01:36 AM.

"We have room for but one flag,the American flag...
We have room for but one language here, and that
is the English language...and we have room for but
one sole loyalty and that is the loyalty of the American people."

Theodore Roosevelt, 1907

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Posted 04 December 2007 - 07:35 AM

Set coarse for that worm hole Mr. Sulu and just ease right in. ;)

Aaaaaaah! :o

:)

Now ease back out, no wait, back in!

Oh dear, how low I have gotten in this thread :huh:

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Posted 29 February 2008 - 08:29 PM

"Meet me in the Jefferies Tube. I'll let you play my flute."

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Posted 29 February 2008 - 08:32 PM

Where is the forehead slap emoticon when I need it ? :nonono:
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Posted 29 February 2008 - 08:32 PM

sorry. My husband said it and I couldn't stop laughing.

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Posted 29 June 2008 - 07:47 PM

This is just too funny a thread to let die!

So...again..I will say - IS that a Ressikan flute in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Posted 29 June 2008 - 07:54 PM

This one if for you, TL...

Number One...ENGAGE....ENGAGE me NOW!!!
"Please, dear God, don't let me phlox up." -Shepherd's Prayer: Freedom 7

Are we ever really HERE, man?

"...death is my bread and danger my butter - oh, no, danger's my bread, and death is my butter. No, no, wait. Danger's my bread, death - no, death is - no, I'm sorry. Death is my - death and danger are my various breads and various butters. ." -Woody Allen

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Posted 29 June 2008 - 07:57 PM

Star Trek Sex

There might be some...above PG-13 jokes in that vid. Fair warning.
My music fights against the system that teaches to live and die. -Bob Marley
The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel. -Horace Walpole
Experience teaches us that silence terrifies people the most. -Bob Dylan
Everyone dies but not everyone lives. -A. Sachs
This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang, but with a whimper -T.S. Eliot
The people that are trying to make the world worse never take a day off, why should I? Light up the darkness. -Bob Marley

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Posted 29 June 2008 - 08:54 PM

Launch photon torpedo into that black hole, will can get the telemetry in the morning. :o :P
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We have room for but one language here, and that
is the English language...and we have room for but
one sole loyalty and that is the loyalty of the American people."

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Posted 01 July 2008 - 06:00 PM

There's one for the ones that advanced far enough from the first gazes at the ladies... Very far! When the first contact is well past bedmanners :naughty3dg:

"I want to explore your wormhole with my probe a bit..."
I amar prestar aen, han mathon ne nen, han mathon ne chae a han noston ned 'wilith...

Olórin (Gandalf): Losto Caradhras, sedho, hodo, nuitho i 'ruith!

Legolas:"Boe a hyn... Neled herein - dan caer menig."
Aragorn:"Si, beriathar hyn ammaeg na ned Edoras."
Legolas:"Aragorn, nedin dagor hen-ú-erir ortheri. Natha daged dhaer."
Aragorn:"Then i shall die as one of them!"
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Posted 12 January 2012 - 04:17 AM

Oh random forum peeping in the middle of the night, I love it. Sorry to dig up such an old thread, as you nevwr know what google will bestow upon you. Anyway, I would like to see some more female pick up lines too, but I am having difficulty thinking of any so here is another one for the boys: "Pardon me while I recalibrate my photon torpedo to penetrate that tantalizing deflector shield of yours"

I feel dirty now.
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Posted 12 January 2012 - 07:00 AM

Wanna see my phase pistol?

Honk if you love silence.

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 09:50 PM

What's your quadrant?
"Please, dear God, don't let me phlox up." -Shepherd's Prayer: Freedom 7

Are we ever really HERE, man?

"...death is my bread and danger my butter - oh, no, danger's my bread, and death is my butter. No, no, wait. Danger's my bread, death - no, death is - no, I'm sorry. Death is my - death and danger are my various breads and various butters. ." -Woody Allen



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