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#1 dominion_ruler

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Posted 08 November 2007 - 03:25 PM

Ok, this is probably freakin stupid but what the heck.

Say we live in a world where everyone loves Star Trek, and there's no better way to impress a love interest other than sweeping them off their feet with a smooth Star Trek related pick-up line.

Ok, here I go

"Hey baby, why don't you come aboard my shuttle and we'll just warp speed right over to my place." :naughty3dg:

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#2 Canadian Mind

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Posted 08 November 2007 - 03:40 PM

For Vulcans: "I find that not having a partnership between us would be completely illogical."

For Klingons: "I like a girl who fights back."

For Andorians: "I'm Canadian." (or 'Russian' if you happen to be Russian)

For Romulans: "I like the way you just vaporised my lower half."

For Humans: "Fancy meeting an angel like you this far out into the galaxy."

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Posted 08 November 2007 - 05:14 PM

"Whoa, set your phasers on stunning!"

Alternatively, for camp value: "Whoa, set your phasers on fabulous!"

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Posted 08 November 2007 - 06:27 PM

i guess i'll take the low road and post the most obvious one...

"Is that a phaser in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Canadian Mind, on Nov 8 2007, 12:40 PM, said:

For Andorians: "I'm Canadian." (or 'Russian' if you happen to be Russian)

i don't get that one... :unsure:

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Posted 09 November 2007 - 04:43 AM

For Vulcans: "My ponfar is just a couple of weeks away it's only logical to be my mate."

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Posted 09 November 2007 - 02:37 PM

lwallace2, on Nov 8 2007, 03:27 PM, said:

i guess i'll take the low road and post the most obvious one...

"Is that a phaser in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

i don't get that one... :unsure:

Mention "Cold" to Ensign Edwards and he'll tell you allllllllllllllllllllll about it.

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Posted 10 November 2007 - 11:05 PM

Captain_Hair, on Nov 8 2007, 05:14 PM, said:

"Whoa, set your phasers on stunning!"

Alternatively, for camp value: "Whoa, set your phasers on fabulous!"

I might actually write that one down

for Bajorans:
"It is the will of the Prophets"

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 12:25 PM

I seem to remember Robin once mentioned a Klingon offered to show her his "bat'leth". :lol:

"Is it your pon farr or are you just happy to see me?"

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 05:13 PM

Captain_Hair, on Nov 8 2007, 03:14 PM, said:

Alternatively, for camp value: "Whoa, set your phasers on fabulous!"

Why do I think I've heard that one before?

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 05:37 PM

in the tradition of Khan:

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 05:41 PM

aklaus, on Nov 11 2007, 05:13 PM, said:

Why do I think I've heard that one before?

Shatner used it as a joke when George Takei came out.

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 11:48 PM

ensign edwards, on Nov 11 2007, 12:25 PM, said:

I seem to remember Robin once mentioned a Klingon offered to show her his "bat'leth". :lol:

"Is it your pon farr or are you just happy to see me?"

All talk and no go, or pictures. :rolleyes:

.( I am having trouble getting my photon torpedo out of it's breech, can you assist).

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Posted 12 November 2007 - 01:07 AM

Captain_Hair, on Nov 11 2007, 03:41 PM, said:

Shatner used it as a joke when George Takei came out.

*fingersnap* Now I remember! I'm not going crazy!

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Posted 13 November 2007 - 07:39 AM

SNAP, on Nov 12 2007, 12:48 AM, said:

All talk and no go, or pictures. :rolleyes:

.( I am having trouble getting my photon torpedo out of it's breech, can you assist).

I have the feeling this thread could get dirty at any moment

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Posted 13 November 2007 - 11:16 AM

I see no one has come up with "Assimilate this, baby" :naughty3dg:

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Posted 13 November 2007 - 05:54 PM

This one's from a game "elite force": "You know what they say, If you see the light at the end of a wormhole, it's probbably a quantum torpedo..."

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Lle quena i'lambe tel' Eldalie? (Do you speak Elvish?)

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Posted 13 November 2007 - 07:05 PM

Do you know how to give oo-mox?

Earth?... Never heard of it.

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Posted 14 November 2007 - 11:17 AM

Found these pick-up lines for the Q, thought I would share: :lol:

10. Sleep with me and I'll give your civilization the gift of fire.

9. Hwooo Whee! If you ain't the prettiest thing I've seen this millennia!

8. I'll make the Sun explode for you . . . and then we'll have sex.

7. Have you ever had an omnipotent immortal? You'll never go back!

6. Why yes, I am God.

5. Trouble sleeping?

4. Have you ever been the scarecrow? Have you ever done the scarecrow?

3. I was bored with everything; I was ready to end it all . . . until I met you.

2. I can give you everything you want, but I'm all you'll need.

and the number one Q pickup line:

1. Bonjour, Mon Capitaine!

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Posted 14 November 2007 - 12:45 PM

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I have the feeling this thread could get dirty at any moment

Yeah, try yesterday.

For Romulans:

I'd like to try some re-unification with you. :naughty3dg:

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Posted 14 November 2007 - 11:45 PM

Yes Captain!..Yes! Yes! YES! YES!!!!

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